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12 days of christmas comes early for the mens 3's

23 November 2013, 15:30, Banbury Road North (Near)

Men's 3s 12 - 0 OMT Men's 2s


Pickup and Gallagher sporting facial growth for Movember caused much mirth and merriment before the game with many Anchorman quotes only broken by Bas and Ben who sadly had their moustaches blown away by a stiff northerly breeze during the warm up.


Martin Tuk Tuk soon made OMT pay for their cruel jibs when he deflected a short corner, Martin Long-Wheelbase then added a second before Boots saw the open buffet was open and tucked into a 3rd Ron Burgundy then added a forth before Martin Breakdown-Truck slotted the 5th , the game then settled down after the frenetic first 3 minutes.


Dave Spaniel made a welcome return after spending a week at Van Der Crufts in South Africa where he came 3rd in best turned out Gun Dog to make it six before half time.


Big Dog by this time suffering the first signs of frostbite, introduced himself to the centre forward at the half time break after spending the first 35 minutes playing Sudoku with the back of the OMT shirts.

The onslaught continued with Tyler Simpson grabbing a goal, this after he had set up 4 others for his team-mates, Tyler had employed a diet of laxative and liquorice this week and as a result he seemed to be able to pass anything.


Martin Cityhopper added an eighth before Boots came off the bench just as the sweet trolley came out to score two more completing his hat-trick. Martin Segway made it 10 before Dave Spaniel picked up the loose ball and wagging his tail dropped it over the line for 11, leaving just enough time for Martin People-Carrier to finish the rout with a 12th

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