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DON'T LEAVE IT

26 November 2016, 13:30, Banbury Road North (Top)

Men's 4s 2 - 3 Thame Men's 1s


DON’T LEAVE IT
(The following match report should be sung to the tune of ‘Beat it’ by Michael Jackson)


They told Cookie, "Don't you ever play anymore”.
Don't wanna hear your rants. You better get fit soon."
The fire's in his eyes and his words are really clear
So win it, just win it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no slacking, don't be a lazy man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So pass it, be like Gary Mahon

[Chorus]
Just pass it, mark it, pass it, mark it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' the bloody strong 4th XI fight
And remember it doesn't matter who's wrong or right 


Just pass it, mark it [4x]

Two sloppy goals, a great Manson reverse strike
showed we don't wanna lose the points, we wanna them all man
You wanna stay up, better do what you can
So pass it, just mark it

You have to show them what a drag flick looks like
Cookie junior obliged wonderfully, which nearly killed the player on the line
They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair
So flick it, but you wanna be glad

[Chorus 2x]
Just pass it, mark it, pass it, mark it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' the bloody strong 4th XI fight
And remember it doesn't matter who's wrong or right 

Then the ball deflects off a stick, Johnny you better leave it while you can
Don't wanna listen to Jules, he’s an idiot man
You wanna stay in the game, better do what you can
Don’t leave it, Don’t leave it

Don’t leave it ARRGH!!!!!!!! 
(Repeat endlessly whilst banging head against the wall)

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