Men's 2s 2019-2020

Match Reports for 2019-2020

• Marlow's penalty corner routine does for the M2's

  Dunners cunning plan comes undone as Boggs junior is stranded in midfield and the Men's 2s lose 3-4 - deal with it!

  14/03/2020

• Dunners invents a new plan and the 2's reap a rich reward

  The lights go out, JLS survives a kneecapping and Boggs Jnr has an encounter in the corridor.

  07/03/2020

• Witney's threat is seen off by Mens 2's

  Your correspondent and the Men's 1st team manager endure another miserable Friday night as the A34 snarls up again

  29/02/2020

• 2's draw 3-3 but Henry scores for the second week running!!!!!!

  Henry bins another, collects a de-humidifier and fails to spot his family all in the same afternoon.

  22/02/2020

• Men's 2's end Reading 2's unbeaten run - Henry Taylor scores!

  Easyjet take Dunners to Zurich, Boggs gets the hang of things and your correspondent breaks into a smile.

  15/02/2020

• 2's see off OMT as Copestake celebrates the goal that never was.

  What do students, car drivers, woke referees and Frankie Boyle have in common? You heard it here first.

  08/02/2020

• Emile Heskey lives on in magenta and black

  Your correspondent suffers as the 2's hit the buffers and play like duffers in front of goal.

  01/02/2020

• You're either pregnant or you're not pregnant

  Dunners goes into total meltdown, Boggs keeps a clean sheet and the M2s pick up 3 points

  25/01/2020

• Men's 2s hit an iceberg in Titanic Meltdown

  Desperately disappointing second half performance at Eastcote costs the 2's another three points

  18/01/2020

• It's hard to recover from 0-6 down at half time.

  Mens 2's are comprehensively beaten by a very good side and slide into mid table mediocrity.

  11/01/2020

• Henry bins one in the warm up

  Kit goes missing, the coach enjoys a reprieve, CrazyHorse scores three and Godders joins the Magic Circle as the 2's hit 7.

  07/12/2019

• 2's Manager fails to show and the team goes missing

  Time on your hands? Need some light relief from the 2's loss of form? Try your correspondent's festive Quiz.

  30/11/2019

• Mens 2's see off Witney with a smart return to form

  A tidy performance by the 2's produces a well tidy performance and your correspondent enjoys a half tidy day.

  16/11/2019

• Another defeat for the 2's on a desperate day

  Your correspondent's wardrobe takes some punishment on a day of multiple costume changes

  09/11/2019

• Seconds come second in battle of seconds.

  The manager suffers another drenching and Dunners' new whiteboard proves problematic.

  02/11/2019

• Last gasp penalty corner secures another win for the M2s

  Your correspondent is heavily fined and Henry confesses under caution but the M2s return from OMT with all the points

  26/10/2019

• M2s win again as an extraordinary record comes to an end at last

  An incredible event occurs, Chunky gets things horribly wrong and Sharon steps in fox poo.

  19/10/2019

• A comfortable win for the 2's at Aylesbury after early alarms

  Crazy Horse spearheads Hawks rampage as Aylesbury are scalped but Robson is badly wounded

  12/10/2019

• Men's 2's score a last gasp winner but miss loads more

  A fatal accident is narrowly avoided, the Ladies 1's secure 3 points and Jan's Marrow gets rave reviews as the season kicks off for the Mens 2's.

  05/10/2019

• Men's 2s disappoint at Amersham but salvage a point

  Mens 2s poor start undermines your correspondent's hopes - does anyone know the capital of Botswana?

  28/09/2019