Men's 2s 2018-2019

Match Reports for 2018-2019

• Henry Taylor's incredible scoring record survives in 5-0 win

  The woman who manages the kitchen gets her wish and there is the promise of a more varied diet for your correspondent

  30/03/2019

• Mens 2's defeat at OMT kills any chance of promotion

  Stunning strikes from Dunny and Gurden end in the toilet as the 2's are frustrated by the home side's half court press and their own poor finishing

  23/03/2019

• Mens 2's turn the game around - the Hawks have it.

  Mally and Boy Band(JLS) put Oxford OBU to the sword and secure as the 2's claw back a 2 goal deficit

  16/03/2019

• 2's shock the league leaders with a top display

  Blakemore's masterplan frustrates the league leaders, the 2's turn in their best performance of the season and your correspondent enjoys a large slice of pie.

  09/03/2019

• Boy band's hat trick sends Reading packing

  Mens 2's overcome Reading's cunning game plan while your correspondent receives encouraging news and Gurden destroys the pitch banners

  02/03/2019

• Eastcote frustrate toothless twos and two more points go missing.

  Your correspondent explains his irritation on being a manager as players go missing and the coach suffers a scalping

  23/02/2019

• Goalless draw for 2's against the Occasionals in a cracking game

  Your correspondent takes a moment for considered reflection and harks back to times long gone.

  16/02/2019

• M2's make hard work of seeing off Amersham and Chalfont

  Blakemore's new coaching strategy keeps everyone happy and smiling as the visitors' keeper enjoys a leisurely banana.

  09/02/2019

• Mens 2's beat the weather but, sadly, not Chiswick

  Upsetting memories of his sixth birthday party return to haunt your correspondent .

  02/02/2019

• Marlow pay a brief visit to BRN but leave empty handed.

  JLS scores 2 and the bandaged maestro establishes his credentials as an all round top banana.

  26/01/2019

• 2's leave it late but not as late as this report

  Two points surrendered to Sonning as the men's 2's leave their recent improved form in the changing room

  19/01/2019

• 2's pay all fees on time and return all shirts - a great day

  Mens 2's ignore concerns about Blakemore's strange behaviour and excel on all fronts in a memorable performance

  12/01/2019

• On the 11th day of Christmas the Mens 2's see off Witney

  Tomascz schnaffles a home tie for mens 2's and Sam secures bragging rights in a Chilvers family affair

  05/01/2019

• Dark forces are at work as mens 2's clinch 11 goal thriller

  Paranormal events off the pitch eclipse events on it as Gurden scores another two goals and Hugo disappears into the ether - your correspondent is contrite

  15/12/2018

• Gurden's brace provokes a double take as OMT's are toppled

  Has your correspondent lost it completely or did it really happen and why are there only 12 team shirts in the bag?

  08/12/2018

• 2's take some comfort from a 5-2 defeat at Brookes

  Our brave boys in Christmas turkey defeat to the whole of Headington but concerns for the safety of the woman who manages the kitchen are baseless

  01/12/2018

• Maidenhead master Men's 2's with reasonable comfort

  League leaders turn territory into goals as men's 2's struggle but no-one in the clubhouse turns round

  24/11/2018

• Early mornings suit Mens 2's as Reading 3's are put to the sword

  The 2's see off Reading despite Window's late withdrawal - Tommy survives mystery bike malfunction - catastrophic metal failure suspected.

  17/11/2018

• Blakemore makes his mark but mens 2's have to settle for a draw

  A new coach, biblical rain, a missed flick, two players in A and E and inappropriate advances in the clubhouse - just a normal Saturday for the mens 2's!!

  10/11/2018

• Men's 2s off colour against the students of Oxford

  Henry's academic credentials receive confirmation as the 2's stutter to a disappointing defeat - is this a case of Deja Vu?

  03/11/2018

• 2's show encouraging signs of life on a frosty morning.

  The promised cold front arrives while another recedes and Little and Large watch the 2's recover some better form as Amersham are despatched before midday.

  27/10/2018

• Mens 2's can't handle Chiswick's penalty corner routine

  A change of underwear, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention produce 4 goals for Chiswick as the mens 2's slump to a disappointing defeat.

  20/10/2018

• Mens 2's huff and puff but come nowhere near blowing Marlow away.

  The ageing entrepreneur has the last laugh but delays his jig of delight while your correspondent develops a bad case of Tourettes

  13/10/2018

• No clapping as Sonning are sent home pointless

  So Mens 2's overcome an outbreak of palsy in an irritating display but see off the visitors - bring on le petit entrepreneur.

  06/10/2018

• Mens 2's eventually batter resilient Witney into submission

  The 2's take 3 points in their opening league game in a Rorkes Drift encounter with Witney 1's.

  22/09/2018